Bella: I'm kind of suicidally depressed.
Jacob: Yo. I'm abruptly emo. Let's hang.
Bella: I guess I can emotionally torture you for like 1.5 hours while tweens scream in the audience.
(Tweens: OMGGGGG!!!)
Edward: I hate life right now.
Connor: I hate life right now, too.
Connor's Daily Grind: Fresh-Brewed and Delivered Right to Your Doorstep
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