So I just ate my lunch and afterward I was feeling kind of cold (I always feel colder after eating, for some reason). Anyways, I was sitting in my chair and I started rubbing my hands together to try and get blood flowing to my fingers. But I accidentally rubbed my palms together too hard and they made a little farting sound. I immediately froze and then carefully looked around. Everyone in my little cube farm had also kind of frozen, but were avoiding looking at me. They totally thought I let one rip.
What's my next move at this point? Declare that I'm not an office farter? Say nothing and let the rumors spread? Maybe blame it on the dude next to me.
Connor's Daily Grind: Fresh-Brewed and Delivered Right to Your Doorstep
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