There's also Nathan. Nathan is an electrical engineer. He has a little weasel face and a goatee. He's very nice and intelligent, but Nathan feels like I'm the new puppy on the team, so it's his job to train me. Of course, he's not counting the fact that I have a Masters or worked in the aerospace industry for 2 years, so he's treating me like a mental infant. Today he taught me how to (and I'm serious here)...
...Scan a document properly with your eyes.
Nathan: So you have this table here with all the values.
Nathan: So you have this table here with all the values.
Me: Yup.
Nathan: And we're only interested in the values in this column that have a "Yes" in them.
Me: Sure.
Nathan: So I don't just read every single line. I just hit the "page down" button and let my eyes kind of glaze over this column for when it changes.
Me: Riiiiight... I know how to sc-
Nathan: Like this! I'm not really reading each line, but I'm just looking for differences in this column. See what I'm doing? SEE?!! (presses page down)
Inner voice: Are you fucking serious?
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