The hallway in my building is freezing. Not just chilly or slightly uncomfortable. It is stupidly frigid! I am thin and have no protective layer of fat, also known as "Man-blubber" or "mlubber". Herein lies my problem.
Every time I wander into the hallway for a bathroom break, refill my water bottle, or just to deal with my emotions, I develop a bit of a "nip problem". Then when I come back into my work bay, I'm very self-conscious. So of course, I have to walk around with my hands over my nipples and staring down anyone who challenges me... Like a silver-back gorilla.
The solution? Discreet and elegant.
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