58%

This post title references the percentage of awesomeness that I am. A.k.a. my winning record in Microsoft Hearts. I want to get this number up to 66%. You want to talk about dedication? It took me about 2 months to get from 57% to 58%. What comes to mind when you think of the word "accomplishment"? Getting engaged? Slaving endless hours to get that promotion? Starting a homeless shelter?

Pathetic. I've played almost a thousand games of Hearts and won 526 of them. Suck on that, boners.