My Celebrity List

Everyone has a list. You know the list I'm referring to. The five celebrities that you would be allowed to romance if you ever ran into them on the street. For example, Suzie has always had a thing for Kevin Federline, the winner of The Biggest Loser Season 2, Senator John McCain, R. Kelly, and Lindsay Lohan. I honestly can't fathom why she would chose four of the five on that list.

So without further ado, here's my own list:

Pam Beesly (alias Jenna Fischer). Awww, she's just so cute with that lovable "hometown girl" atmosphere.

Norah Jones. Can't you imagine her just crooning a soft jazz song to you on a rooftop balcony at night in New York City? No? I can.

Felicia Day. She's an accomplished violinist! Also, she's a hilarious writer/director/actor. And I hear that red hair is from Satan's evil oozing out of your head. Interesting.

Kristin Bell. She's cute as a button. Also, she played Veronica Mars on the hit network "The CW". So after we ate dinner and spooned, we could go solve a mystery or something.

Sarah Palin. This is just to get back at Suzie for hooking up with John McCain.