My eyes are up here.

The hallway in my building is freezing. Not just chilly or slightly uncomfortable. It is stupidly frigid! I am thin and have no protective layer of fat, also known as "Man-blubber" or "mlubber". Herein lies my problem.

Every time I wander into the hallway for a bathroom break, refill my water bottle, or just to deal with my emotions, I develop a bit of a "nip problem". Then when I come back into my work bay, I'm very self-conscious. So of course, I have to walk around with my hands over my nipples and staring down anyone who challenges me... Like a silver-back gorilla.

The solution? Discreet and elegant.