Label-tastic

Some of you may have noticed that I add three delightful labels to the bottom of every post I make. I try and sum up the spirit of every post with these little post-scripts of joy. It's a little extra gift for visiting this blog. Think of when the maid leaves a mint on your pillow after making the bed. Or when your boss gives you a firm, open-palm slap on the ass after presenting a report.

In a word: "Bonus".

I have an intricate, lovingly crafted system for creating these labels, by the way. Generally, I try and make two of the labels genuinely helpful in case you were searching for some specific content in a post. The third label is just a shit show. Let's just say it's an inside joke between you (dear reader) and me. And that comment is not intended for every one of my blog readers. It's only an inside joke between me and YOU. You know who you are.